A New Unity And The Leap Forward

A little over a month and a half ago, Joe Biden took the oath of office surrounded by the Capitol’s new Freedom Fence and 20,000 armed National Guard Troops authorized to use deadly force on those that would disrupt the sacred ritual. This brought an…

No COVID-19 Deaths Since Inauguration

The CDC has announced that there have been no COVID-19 deaths since President Biden took his oath of office earlier today. In fact, the last COVID-19 death was at 4:57 am EST, just 3 minutes before the soon to be president awoke for his big…

Hillary On The Run

Washington DC has been under a military occupation for much of the new year. 20,000 National Guardsmen have been deployed to provide security for the upcoming inauguration of Joe Biden as the new American Premier. It turns out that their mission is two-fold. Military officials…

Facebook Bans Every User

In Silicon Valley last night, the computer network that monitors and analyzes the traffic across Facebook went into its screen saver. Ten minutes later, it went into sleep mode. This has never happened before… but Facebook has never before put every single user on a…

Coyote Removed From Dictionary After Debate

During the confirmation hearings for the recent Supreme Court Justice nominee, the term “sexual preference” was deemed offensive and flushed down the memory hole by the Ministry of Truth in favor of “sexual orientation.” The latest update to the NewSpeak lexicon has been the removal…