Debate Committee Considers Adding Actual Adults In Future Debates

On Tuesday night of this week, the first presidential debate of the 2020 election cycle was aired. Chris Wallace, with some help from former Vice President Joe Biden, took on the sitting President, Donald Trump. The public response ranged from arguing over whether it was…

Rise Of The Anti-mask Left

This morningĀ  President Trump shocked the world in a press conference when he appeared wearing a cloth mask adorned with peace symbols and hearts. “My fellow Americans, I have seen the error of my ways and have come to accept that the mask is our…

Regulators May Shut Down Govt. & Cancel Elections Due To Violations

(Washington DC) In an unprecedented and shocking news conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) spokesperson, Will Cheatham, said that the 2018 elections may need to be cancelled due to numerous fraud violations. “Every year, we get several complaints about fraudulent campaign promises but this year,…

Colonial Lives Matter!

On March 5th of 1770, members of law enforcementĀ  were involved in a shooting where five street hooligans were killed while attacking officers and disobeying orders to disburse from their unlawful assembly. One brave Red Coat was being berated by the unruly mob that had…