Coyote Removed From Dictionary After Debate

During the confirmation hearings for the recent Supreme Court Justice nominee, the term “sexual preference” was deemed offensive and flushed down the memory hole by the Ministry of Truth in favor of “sexual orientation.” The latest update to the NewSpeak lexicon has been the removal…

Debate Committee Considers Adding Actual Adults In Future Debates

On Tuesday night of this week, the first presidential debate of the 2020 election cycle was aired. Chris Wallace, with some help from former Vice President Joe Biden, took on the sitting President, Donald Trump. The public response ranged from arguing over whether it was…